notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

Let’s just lay around and make love and take walks and talk a little.
Charles Bukowski, Post Office  (via protectingcolours)

(Source: purplebuddhaproject)


aazhxra:

aw someone tell me this

(Source: desaparecidos)

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.
arixsafari (via arixsafari)

diabeteswithowls:

oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?

(Source: queeravenger)

gnastly:

I smoked one alcohol and my left arm fell off

lnalloweentown:

being the fat friend like

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scumoftheocean:

Same

(Source: charleskinbote)

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

(Source: christianslaters)

penicillium-pusher:

I think I may be gayer than originally planned